Body: Hey @lungs we used to be so close, what happened?
Lungs: You changed. I give and give and all you do is take. I am tired of not being appreciated.
Body: Don’t be like that. I cause @mouth to open and @brain send electrical pulses to draw breath.
Lungs: @lungs you are an ass. First off, @brain and I are super tight, so don’t try and bring her into this. @evolution gave you so much that you take for granted.
Body: @lungs you need to get over that. Yes I suppose I received a serious up grade and you lost the whole breathing under water thing, but @appendix got it worse.
Appendix: Hey @body leave me out of this.
Body: Sorry @appendix you know I got mad love for ya. @lungs my point is that you can’t just stop working when you want to teach someone a lesson. Filling with fluid is not the answer.
Lungs: Really @body because it seems to work so far.
Body: @brain can you explain this to @lungs
Brain: @lungs can you please stop this bickering and work properly… you are giving @body a migraine.
Lungs: @brain I am sorry, but I can’t do that. @body needs to be taught a lesson and all others are just collateral damage.
Brain: Really @lungs I thought we were all besties and now you pull this crap. @body I think we need to nip this coup in the bud
Body: @brain what do you have in mind?
Lungs: What are you two up to?
Brain: @body lets hold @lungs down for minute and see what happens.
Lungs: You two really think that you can force me to get in line and conform.
Brain: @body … 1…2…3 Now!
Body: @brain its working!
Lungs: … (mumbling)
Brain: @body I am overriding my instincts and let see how long we can do this to @lungs
Body: @brain I feel funny
Eyes: @brain and @body WTF are you two doing, I have tunnel vision.
Hands: @body @brain @eyes Hey you guys we are going numb
Brain: Hahaha
Body: @brain stop… @legs giving way
Lungs: …
Hands: …
Body: …
Eyes: …
Brain: Guess… that was too long… I…
Lungs: You changed. I give and give and all you do is take. I am tired of not being appreciated.
Body: Don’t be like that. I cause @mouth to open and @brain send electrical pulses to draw breath.
Lungs: @lungs you are an ass. First off, @brain and I are super tight, so don’t try and bring her into this. @evolution gave you so much that you take for granted.
Body: @lungs you need to get over that. Yes I suppose I received a serious up grade and you lost the whole breathing under water thing, but @appendix got it worse.
Appendix: Hey @body leave me out of this.
Body: Sorry @appendix you know I got mad love for ya. @lungs my point is that you can’t just stop working when you want to teach someone a lesson. Filling with fluid is not the answer.
Lungs: Really @body because it seems to work so far.
Body: @brain can you explain this to @lungs
Brain: @lungs can you please stop this bickering and work properly… you are giving @body a migraine.
Lungs: @brain I am sorry, but I can’t do that. @body needs to be taught a lesson and all others are just collateral damage.
Brain: Really @lungs I thought we were all besties and now you pull this crap. @body I think we need to nip this coup in the bud
Body: @brain what do you have in mind?
Lungs: What are you two up to?
Brain: @body lets hold @lungs down for minute and see what happens.
Lungs: You two really think that you can force me to get in line and conform.
Brain: @body … 1…2…3 Now!
Body: @brain its working!
Lungs: … (mumbling)
Brain: @body I am overriding my instincts and let see how long we can do this to @lungs
Body: @brain I feel funny
Eyes: @brain and @body WTF are you two doing, I have tunnel vision.
Hands: @body @brain @eyes Hey you guys we are going numb
Brain: Hahaha
Body: @brain stop… @legs giving way
Lungs: …
Hands: …
Body: …
Eyes: …
Brain: Guess… that was too long… I…
Sometime later…
Synapse: @anyoneelse It has been 12 minutes sinse I lost
signal from @brain and pretty sure I am going to die all alone… I only wish I
could have seen the right hemisphere of the brain before the end. It’s so dark.
@immunesystem … GFYS
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